I bet her mother's still got it going on by Rogerborg (4.00 / 2) #12 Wed May 07, 2008 at 05:52:23 AM EST
Plus the genetic evidence would indicate that she'll be a slack-knickered tramp.

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Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.
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Mother? Please by jxg (4.00 / 1) #13 Wed May 07, 2008 at 06:32:17 AM EST
Anyone old enough to be capable of bearing a child is too old to be used for Mr. Mouse's pleasure.

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Your moral outrage trolldom fa1lz it. by anonimouse (4.00 / 4) #14 Wed May 07, 2008 at 07:53:39 AM EST
Your pretence of moral outrage is ruined by the facts. This is not even good enough to pass muster on Kuro5hin.

Disclaimer: Noone under the age of consent, or childbearing age was used in the writing of this diary.


Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL
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OK, my bad by jxg (4.00 / 3) #15 Wed May 07, 2008 at 08:29:02 AM EST
Make sure you let your friends and family know you want that in your obituary.

He was described as a good man; a kind and decent man; a principled and moral man who boasted of not having sex with anyone under childbearing age...

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I prefer by anonimouse (4.00 / 2) #19 Wed May 07, 2008 at 12:41:45 PM EST
He was a good man, who when sought by women who were dying for a shag, made every effort to help them in their hour of need.....

Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL
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Please let me know ... by Tonatiuh (2.00 / 0) #25 Sun May 11, 2008 at 08:35:33 AM EST
... if you can't fulfil your self imposed altruistic sacrifice, I will be willing to immolate myself in the benefit of others.

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