Rocks from space, my dear, by blixco (4.00 / 3) #8 Wed Apr 16, 2008 at 09:03:58 PM EST
rocks from fucking space.  Just, whack! and goddamn, everything is fucked.

The 10 ton triangular weight moment.  The safe falling from the invisible skyline moment.

Wham!

Yep.  Best tonight to not answer the phone, and keep a low profile. The fucking air is thick with falling safes and meteors....best to keep your head low and spend a beer or two in turtle mode.

There's time for hard hats and baseball bats later.  For now, relax.
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"You bring the weasel, I'll bring the whiskey." - kellnerin


Not rocks, by ad hoc (4.00 / 1) #13 Wed Apr 16, 2008 at 10:02:15 PM EST
grand pianos. Never omit the comic element.
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The three things that make a diamond also make a waffle.
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Anvils. by toxicfur (4.00 / 1) #15 Wed Apr 16, 2008 at 10:04:17 PM EST
Solid, gleaming, stainless steel anvils. With ACME stamped into their sides.
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To Rollins lesbians are like cuddly pandas: cute, exotic, forest-dwelling, dangerous when riled and unable to produce offspring without assistance.-CRwM
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Thanks, blixco. by toxicfur (2.00 / 0) #19 Wed Apr 16, 2008 at 10:11:53 PM EST
It has been one of those kind of half-decades. Hell, I think it's been one of those kind of lifetimes. Maybe I'll have better luck next time around.
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To Rollins lesbians are like cuddly pandas: cute, exotic, forest-dwelling, dangerous when riled and unable to produce offspring without assistance.-CRwM
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We're a very adaptable species. by blixco (4.00 / 2) #22 Wed Apr 16, 2008 at 10:33:17 PM EST
And by "we" I mean, a few of you.

There's always this option.
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"You bring the weasel, I'll bring the whiskey." - kellnerin
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I need dupe accounts... by toxicfur (4.00 / 2) #27 Thu Apr 17, 2008 at 07:17:29 AM EST
to give you more 4's for that link. It's beautiful. Thank you.
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To Rollins lesbians are like cuddly pandas: cute, exotic, forest-dwelling, dangerous when riled and unable to produce offspring without assistance.-CRwM
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