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Shoulda punched him anyway. by nightflameblue (4.00 / 4) #5 Thu Mar 27, 2008 at 02:25:22 PM EST

I'm sure he deserved it for something. And maybe you'd get lucky and he'd punch you back. Because you likely deserved it too.

FACT by gzt (4.00 / 2) #12 Thu Mar 27, 2008 at 03:04:41 PM EST

Punching someone is a good way to make a new friend.

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This only works if you're male. by nightflameblue (4.00 / 2) #16 Thu Mar 27, 2008 at 03:27:11 PM EST

Two guys punching each other are bound to end up drinking beer and laughing together. Two women punching each other are liable to end up in adjacent hospital beds still bitching at each other even though they're in full body casts.

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That's why police cars should carry inflatable by georgeha (4.00 / 8) #17 Thu Mar 27, 2008 at 03:32:31 PM EST

pools, and 20 gallons of pudding.

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why george! by iGrrrl (4.00 / 4) #19 Thu Mar 27, 2008 at 03:40:57 PM EST

Are you channeling someone?

"we had a little over an hour to see the entire zoo. we scanned the map, and decided on what is most urgent: wombats." misslake
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: where is greyrat today? by georgeha (4.00 / 4) #21 Thu Mar 27, 2008 at 03:50:12 PM EST

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Wow. by nightflameblue (4.00 / 3) #22 Thu Mar 27, 2008 at 03:51:44 PM EST

That's brilliance.

There's a platform for a sherriff to run on.

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Then ammend the "Miranda" rights by zarathus (4.00 / 2) #25 Thu Mar 27, 2008 at 04:55:44 PM EST

to include " . . . get you ass in that puddin'!"

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The baddest dude at the Whole Foods. | 49 comments (49 topical, 0 hidden) | Trackback