her excuses have ranged from, "I don't feel like it," to "I'm feeling dumpy," to "I need a vacation." And that was all in a period of two weeks. So she's good at excuses, but I think she really wants a long-term excuse to not have to even give the illusion she wants a job.

And no, I won't encourage her to get an account here. She's so damn crazy she'd end up thinking she could sue people here for calling her nuts.

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