Hulver's site || Comments || how come nobody ever warns new parents

Those are only good for 90 days from issue, and many receivers aren't out yet. So I hope you already have receivers picked out, and know they are in the store.

RE: freezer. CraigsList is your friend. Or keep an eye on the bulletin board at the local hippie coffee bar.

RE: Split lips. He's a boy. Split lips are just the beginning. It won't be long before you know the shortest route to the local emergency room. Most of my scars I picked up before I was 12. Falling out of trees, wrecking bicycles, playground disagreements, etc. etc. etc.

Earth First!
_{(We can strip mine the rest later.)}