Got sideswiped in the Army, in an Army truck, by a guy who cut a corner too close. Later sideswiped a mountain in that same truck, for somewhat more damage.

Laid down another bike on oil slick pavement for cosmetic damage only.

Last car got rear ended for bumper damage, backed into by a ditz in a pickup for fender damage, and totaled in a wreck I diarized about here.

Earth First!
_{(We can strip mine the rest later.)}