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Six utterly unimportant things about me. by Billy Goat (4.00 / 3) #14 Wed Jan 30, 2008 at 01:31:37 PM EST
  1. I'm distantly related to the actor Farris Taylor.
  2. Sometimes, when I'm making love to a woman, I like to imagine Rogerborg is standing at the foot of the bad, touching himself and watching me work.
  3. I only brush my teeth if I know I'm going out that day – despite this fact, I've never had a cavity.
  4. It's not gay or anything – he just stands there touching himself and he doesn’t touch me or anything.
  5. The only contest I've ever won is a science fair prize I got in 5th grade for a project on electromagnets.
  6. I've never seen Rogerborg, but that doesn't matter as I'm always concentrating on the woman and I'm only aware of him there as a sort of presence – and I imagine I can sort of hear him grunt a little.




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