You're not the first astrophysicist I've known who has described themselves as a rocket scientist. Generally, in so far as any career path has claimed the phrase, you guy seem to. But you don't actually do much with rockets, do you? I mean, surely you're a rocket scientist in the same way that we could describe, say, a biologist as a 'microscope scientist'. Isn't aeronautical engineering really the career with the better claim?

Which isn't to say that what you do isn't extremely skilled, difficult work, of course. Indeed, at this point it's probably more skilled than aeronautical engineering is. But something merely being skilled doesn't make it rocket science. I mean, my alcohol consumption far exceeds that of the average person. I'm not sure I'm a professional (at least, Revenue Canada doesn't seem to think I am) at it, but there is surely a great deal of skill and training behind it. There's the matter of pre-eating, with all of its nutritional requirements to think about, and careful choice of beverage (which often, complicating, changes as the night wears on), and speed control (which requires modeling as a non-linear system). This says nothing of the complex field of Hangover Management, which is an entire sub-discipline. But despite this, sir, I make no pretense toward being a rocket scientist.


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