Are you crazy? by ambrosen (2.00 / 0) #9 Thu Jan 10, 2008 at 06:27:48 PM EST
Doctors charge you (by which I mean 'God-fearing Murricans', rather than my own feeble sucking-on-the-teat-of-the-state degenerate overprivileged-by-having-the-health-service-pay-for-all-my-drugs-(and-come-to-think-of-it,-salary) self) money to look at your balls, but the right people will pay you handsomely.

Come to think of it, though, Ged's left nut might be swelling because it's actually his right nut, but with a little torsion applied. It is a sad state of affairs when left and right are hard to distinguish. Thank goodness Huckabee keeps that clear. At least America only has two testiclespolitical parties, unlike those degenerate polygonadic European types whose lack of analagous structure between nobs and their constitutions shows in a lack of masculine drive to their politics.

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His "look for a buck" policies . . . by Christopher Robin was Murdered (2.00 / 0) #10 Thu Jan 10, 2008 at 06:34:04 PM EST
Are what got him into this mess in the first place.

Though, to be honest, I'm more interested in your genital structure/party structure theories. So, do like Italian dudes have some 9,000 testicles, none particularly functional, and all of 'em bound up in red tape?

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If that's what you want them to have, by ambrosen (2.00 / 0) #12 Thu Jan 10, 2008 at 07:13:57 PM EST
Then far be it from me to tear down your cherished ideas.

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Thanks. by Christopher Robin was Murdered (2.00 / 0) #20 Thu Jan 10, 2008 at 08:04:16 PM EST
These days it seems like sometimes dreams of Italian hyper-gonadism are all a man's got to keep him going.

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