Man by Gedvondur (2.00 / 0) #3 Thu Jan 10, 2008 at 05:05:12 PM EST
You are totally disregarding the power of FDR's canned tune. 

I can remember being at one of his campaign rallys, when that song would play.  It brings back the memories and even now my foot taps in time with the music.

It was a simpler time, when unsafe automobiles kept the population to a reasonable level and insured that morons would get much of a chance to breed if they got a car.  This song was the backdrop to my young career with the WPA and the TVA.

I can feel my left nut swelling at the memory now.

Gedvondur
"It is virtually impossible to effectively aim a jellyfish, a creature created by God almost solely for the purpose of not flying."- CRwM


I'm no expert . . . by Christopher Robin was Murdered (4.00 / 2) #6 Thu Jan 10, 2008 at 05:17:56 PM EST
But what you're describing sounds less like nostalgic pride and more like orchitis. You should have that left nut looked at. I mean, by a medical professional, not just looked at by any ol' dude you can convince to look at it.

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Are you crazy? by ambrosen (2.00 / 0) #9 Thu Jan 10, 2008 at 06:27:48 PM EST
Doctors charge you (by which I mean 'God-fearing Murricans', rather than my own feeble sucking-on-the-teat-of-the-state degenerate overprivileged-by-having-the-health-service-pay-for-all-my-drugs-(and-come-to-think-of-it,-salary) self) money to look at your balls, but the right people will pay you handsomely.

Come to think of it, though, Ged's left nut might be swelling because it's actually his right nut, but with a little torsion applied. It is a sad state of affairs when left and right are hard to distinguish. Thank goodness Huckabee keeps that clear. At least America only has two testiclespolitical parties, unlike those degenerate polygonadic European types whose lack of analagous structure between nobs and their constitutions shows in a lack of masculine drive to their politics.

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His "look for a buck" policies . . . by Christopher Robin was Murdered (2.00 / 0) #10 Thu Jan 10, 2008 at 06:34:04 PM EST
Are what got him into this mess in the first place.

Though, to be honest, I'm more interested in your genital structure/party structure theories. So, do like Italian dudes have some 9,000 testicles, none particularly functional, and all of 'em bound up in red tape?

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If that's what you want them to have, by ambrosen (2.00 / 0) #12 Thu Jan 10, 2008 at 07:13:57 PM EST
Then far be it from me to tear down your cherished ideas.

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Thanks. by Christopher Robin was Murdered (2.00 / 0) #20 Thu Jan 10, 2008 at 08:04:16 PM EST
These days it seems like sometimes dreams of Italian hyper-gonadism are all a man's got to keep him going.

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It could very well be by Gedvondur (2.00 / 0) #30 Fri Jan 11, 2008 at 02:02:55 PM EST
That the meds are just causing me to hallucinate.

On the plus side, my nut seems to have returned to normal size.  Yay nuts!

Gedvondur
"It is virtually impossible to effectively aim a jellyfish, a creature created by God almost solely for the purpose of not flying."- CRwM
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