As far as the J-Man goes, this time of year inevitably I think about treating him like Santa.  Sure we may tend to doubt the, uhhh, shall we say "literal veracity" of the tales, and I'd say rightfully so, but there are still some warm feelings and heartfelt messages to be gleamed.  Although I do find it hilarious when people actually believe "HOWIWASTOLDINSUNDAYSCHOOLWAS100%ACCURATEANDTRUE".  I can't help but laugh at such folks.  Like, seriously, have you even read the "Christmas Story" in any form other than a children's book?  At a young age I started wondering why none of my relatively seemed to notice how Matthew and Luke's accounts were mutually exclusive . . . buuuut yeah that's enough of me rambling, I should shut up and get my own MFC submission out the door.

Again though, kudos!