"There's really only one sexually related thing I'm good at: Producing incredibly volumous amounts of spooge on a regular basis." - ni
Three days of virtual no-wipers in a row, that's how the poops are. I'm not sure exactly how I've managed to get that to happen, but whatever it was, I'm going to stick to this menu until they get all squishy and watery on me. There are few feelings better than standing up from a hefty poop, going to wipe, and finding no residue on the paper.
Or your hand, if you're a Muslim.
