My mother-in-law fancies Alan Shearer. Figure that one out!No work.[ Parent ]
Shudder.No work.[ Parent ]
I had (female) schoolfriends with massive crushes on him. They're probably still Spurs fans, so you can thank him for that.
Don't remember any of his football, though. I had to plump for Gascoigne, because he's the only player who's ever done stuff that's really amazed me. Only a fairweather footy observer anyway, me.[ Parent ]