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Dupe. by Evil Cloaked User (2.00 / 0) #1 Tue Apr 04, 2006 at 02:17:01 PM EST

I've heard that karaoke story before. Not in the context of a phone message admittedly, but I still feel somewhat cheated.

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Still, I think most of the problem is just a mental hurdle to overcome, - Cloaked User

You Want Your Admission Price Back? by Christopher Robin was Murdered (4.00 / 2) #2 Tue Apr 04, 2006 at 02:21:11 PM EST

Your refund check is in the mail.

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It's that level of customer service by Evil Cloaked User (4.00 / 1) #5 Tue Apr 04, 2006 at 02:25:05 PM EST

That keeps me coming back.

That and the weird sense of Importance I get from the capitalisation of your comment titles.

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Still, I think most of the problem is just a mental hurdle to overcome, - Cloaked User
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Your Satisfaction Is Importance To Us by Christopher Robin was Murdered (4.00 / 3) #7 Tue Apr 04, 2006 at 02:39:55 PM EST

If this, or any CRwM diary, has not left you completely satisfied, please contact CRwM Corporation's Customer Satisfaction Hotline: 1-800-738-6337.

Before you call, however, we've found a majority of consumer complaints can be handled with a few simple trouble shooting steps.

First, are reading the diary entries of Christopher Robin was Murdered? We find most of our customers are actually having difficulties with another user's diary.

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Thank you for reading Christopher Robin was Murdered. Where repetition works. Where repetition works.

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pet meds by sasquatchan (4.00 / 1) #8 Tue Apr 04, 2006 at 03:50:25 PM EST

cool.

Do ya'll carry donkey wobbler ?

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: We Did by Christopher Robin was Murdered (4.00 / 1) #9 Tue Apr 04, 2006 at 03:56:21 PM EST

But the doctor gave us a cream that made it go away.
And now, actually, we kinda miss it.

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