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That'll teach you to settle for a used model by Rogerborg (4.00 / 4) #10 Mon Apr 17, 2006 at 06:05:51 AM EST

Next time, follow webwench's example and find yourself one in Never ~~Inserted In~~ Removed From Box condition.

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Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.

Everything I ever needed to know, by calla (4.00 / 3) #12 Mon Apr 17, 2006 at 10:28:00 AM EST

I learned from webwench.

'nuff said.

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Over in UKia, we had Tufty the Squirrel by Rogerborg (4.00 / 2) #13 Mon Apr 17, 2006 at 11:05:09 AM EST

Tufty taught us valuable life skills, like not running out from behind the ice cream van, or else you get hit by a car (every time, poor Tufty). I like to think of webwench like that. You know, a warning by example. And with a furry tail.

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Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.
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Well, they say everyone has a higher calling by webwench (4.00 / 3) #15 Mon Apr 17, 2006 at 04:54:01 PM EST

It's like you['re watching a cheesy horror movie, and Muffy the Sorority Sister with the Big Hair, Annoying Voice and Troubling Lack of Common Sense is creeping through a dark house, barefoot, looking for the source of the strange noise she keeps hearing, and you feel the need to scream at the screen: "No, Muffy! Don't go into that dark room with the funny noises! Nooo!" and then Muffy does, and you say, "Muffy, why don't you turn on the lights at least, come on, have some sense," but no, Muffy just keeps plugging on, and just when you're wondering why Muffy doesn't at least wear a good sturdy pair of running shoes for these house-creeping excursions, the creature jumps out of the closet and eats her.

Yeah, I've wondered more often than you'll know whether I am here merely to serve as an object lesson for others. So, wear good sturdy shoes you can run in, and stay out of dark rooms, kids!

^{Getting more attention than you since 1998.}
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: This comment is some of your best work. by calla (4.00 / 1) #16 Wed Apr 19, 2006 at 04:10:40 PM EST

And I almost missed it.
Bravo!!!

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and how by webwench (4.00 / 4) #14 Mon Apr 17, 2006 at 04:45:56 PM EST

he still has that New Man Smell!

^{Getting more attention than you since 1998.}
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