I was going to diarize that very headline! (I can show you my notebook where I jotted it down as proof ...) It's classic, though I think I like yours better -- both the sigged one below and the one from Sunday. There's more to it than picking random nouns, though. The real trick is that every word can serve as more than one part of speech. That's genius, of a sort.

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"Slick Loons Cow Stumbling Readers." —toxicfur