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But, but, but... by MohammedNiyalSayeed (2.00 / 0) #1 Mon Mar 20, 2006 at 01:01:33 PM EST

NOT ENOUGH ACTION!

I am reminded of a situation I encountered in Dublin, wherein, due to copious amounts of Guinness intake the night prior, I found myself over by St. Patrick's Cathedral (check the timely reference!), and in great need of making the poops. There weren't any readily available public bathrooms, so I had to enter St. Pat's to do my dastardly business. That may be the best service the Churh Universal has ever provided to me; I cannot imagine what it would have been like, had St. Pat's not been open for business. It would have been a long, long walk back home, with my drawers full of poops.

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You can build the most elegant fountain in the world, but eventually a winged rat will be using it as a drinking bowl.

Oh, I Got Plenty of Action by Christopher Robin was Murdered (4.00 / 3) #2 Mon Mar 20, 2006 at 01:09:19 PM EST

It's just that a gentleman does not have his professional "lady friends" dress up like the munchkins and tend to his most intimate needs, all while he sings "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" to a pre-teen Asian hermaphrodite in a Reagan mask and a total body leather suit, only to then go blabbing it over the Internet. It is poor form and what's more it . . .

Or did you mean the movie?

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: Rowr! by MohammedNiyalSayeed (2.00 / 0) #3 Mon Mar 20, 2006 at 01:16:16 PM EST

But yeah, I meant the movie. However, I fully approve of all of the aforementioned HOT ACTION DESCRIPTION!

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You can build the most elegant fountain in the world, but eventually a winged rat will be using it as a drinking bowl.
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