Tell me, I forget, by grendel (4.00 / 1) #5 Mon Mar 13, 2006 at 09:34:45 PM EST
exactly how many Honda Civics does it take to transport a single metric fuckload?

Damn bro, I always forget what a fancy-boy you dress like.

Your extended family always sounds fun, like mine but drunk.



Seven hundred and forty nine. by blixco (4.00 / 1) #8 Tue Mar 14, 2006 at 10:41:06 AM EST
And yeah, I do like decent clothes.  But a goddamn velvet blazer?!?

Ya know, I was at one get-together with the extended fam where everyone wasn't drunk...that was my grandmother's funeral.  Shortly afterward, the wake?  Yeah, you know how Acadian and Cajun and Mexican and Texican and Irish people drink.
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I was two fuckloads off. by grendel (4.00 / 1) #17 Tue Mar 14, 2006 at 09:37:09 PM EST
I'm resisting everything I could say about black velvet. I swear, I ain't saying it.

I think I have common heritage with all those sort of folks. Yeah, I think I know very well how they drink. It really is too bad that the generation preceding mine went teetotaller. I suspect they would have been far more... something than they are.

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