Allow me to interpret. by NoMoreNicksLeft (4.00 / 1) #6 Wed Mar 01, 2006 at 05:42:26 PM EST
The teacher's symbolism is quite obvious to a practiced dream interpreter like myself. You see, it bears a significant if not quite obvious resemblance to the penis. Masculine, mysterious, powerful. He keeps writing messages for you, on the wall no less! But you pretend to not understand them. No woman can resist the wiles of the penis (and few men!), just as they cannot resist the authority of the teacher. The two are inextricably linked.

Now here is where the less experienced dream interpreter might stumble. Fear not, I have spent a lifetime learning my way around these intellectual obstacles, I did not spend 3 decades in the african bush learning from the wise, if technologically unsophisticated Wambusi tribal shaman, the ways of the dreamworld for nothing. You see, this isn't about your penis at all. No, to simply think that it would be the penis in question based on mere proximity? It's preposterous! Anyway, you see, there is another penis in your life that you cannot stop yearning for. Most likely, this penis is attached to another man. At least I should hope so! We can't go having just any sort of vivisectioniac fantasies, now can we! Ha! * cough *

As I was saying, this penis you yearn for, it is a very powerful one, full of exotic and yet so familiar persuasion. It calls to you when your defenses are down. No doubt you will not be able to stop thinking about it or stop dreaming about it until you've had it and continue to have it available. You'll want to explore it with your hands and your tongue, to feel it quiver and shake as you ever-so-lightly caress it with your agile fingers and starving mouth. His moans of ecstasy will not be heard, because you, my dear, are in your own little world. You might want to use the excuse that his hands are clasped over your ears, but in truth, an entire universe of delicious penis and testicles seperates you from everything else.

It doesn't surprise me in the least that you only beat this penis (off) the first time. But now you're frightened that he will want to take photographs of you with body fluids dripping off of your hands. This is natural, many men are confused and wish to keep this a secret from the world. Be not afraid, embrace this penis that you desire.
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Do not look directly into laser with remaining good eye.


I assume of course, by Awakened Dreamer (2.00 / 0) #7 Wed Mar 01, 2006 at 05:50:24 PM EST

You are referring to your own penis.

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Or possibly mine. by MohammedNiyalSayeed (2.00 / 0) #12 Wed Mar 01, 2006 at 06:56:00 PM EST
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You can build the most elegant fountain in the world, but eventually a winged rat will be using it as a drinking bowl.
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