I'm pretty sure it was milk, tainted with designer pharmaceuticals designed to lay a foundation for a civilian mind-control programme, lying dormant until activated by the addition of a catalyst sprayed into the air at night from invisible triangle-shaped blimps.

You will notice, if you dig deeply enough, that nearly every name on the US "No Fly" list is lactose intolerant.

It begins with the cows. It all ends in tears.


I am from a small, unknown country in the north called Ca-na-da. We are a simple, grease-loving people who enjoy le weekend de ski.
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