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toxicfur (Sun Jan 17, 2010 at 01:52:55 PM EST) (
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It's no secret that I do not like winter. I didn't like winter when I lived in North Carolina, where it's chilly and damp and rainy for most of February. I especially don't like winters in New England. Boston winters are nasty, brutish and long. Days are insanely short. The temperatures are uncomfortable. The wind whistles through the streets of Chinatown incessantly. My shoes are constantly caked with mud and salt. Winter requires carefully dressing for the temperature, both the temperature at dawn and the temperature during the middle-of-the-day thaw. Winter requires restrictive clothing, and an asthma inhaler.
I don't like winter sports. I don't like winter clothing. I don't like that on the days when it's warm enough to go hiking, the melting snow has turned the trails into sticky, slippery muck. I don't like that nothing is growing in the winter. My only outdoor chore this time of year involves picking up the vast quantities of dogshit that have been uncovered in the January thaw.
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